{"product_id":"50-awesome-things-to-do-in-retirement-the-humorous-guide-to-enjoy-life-after-work","title":"50 Awesome Things To Do In Retirement: The Humorous Guide To Enjoy Life After Work","description":"You've found your Ultimate Retirement Book!\n\nCongratulations on reaching that point in life where you can sit back, put your feet up and enjoy retirement!\nJust think of it, no more cares, no more hurry and… no more paychecks! Yikes!\nThe first day of retirement is an exciting time. You get to sleep in until noon, then sit around in your pajamas all day.\nThere are lots of soap operas to catch up on and then of course all those small jobs around the house you’ve been putting off for years.\nThat was always the plan, right?\nBut the reality is you’ll still get up at 7 a.m. every morning, looking in the mirror and wonder what to do with yourself.\nMaybe you’ll head out to Starbucks and nurse a coffee all day.\nOr you could just sit on the porch and scratch yourself as people go by.\nThose options don’t appeal to you?\nWell then, you’ve discovered the ultimate book on retirement just in time.\nTake this humorous approach to enjoy your retirement.\nIn this book you will discover the 50 best things you absolutely need to do to enjoy your retirement to the fullest, such as: Joining a Nudist Club... It’s a jiggle fest and a giggle fest Dancing.. Men will hate it, women will love it Get a Sex Change... for guys that had man boobs anyway The Art and Science of Napping... and yes there is Smoke Pot... Join the movement, it’s a joint effort Check out Cemeteries... Your last rodeo Gamble in Vegas Baby! What happens there stays there\nAnd so much, much more…\nAfter reading this book, you will never get bored in your retirement.\nYou will know exactly what to do in your life... in the funny, humorous ways...\nPerfect read for retirees. Perfect retirement gift.\nGet this book now and enjoy the great next chapter of your life.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1976144701\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.1976144701.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:McDonald, Berger\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43419946844221,"sku":"BVV.1976144701.G","price":6.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1976144701-0.jpg?v=1785710602","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/50-awesome-things-to-do-in-retirement-the-humorous-guide-to-enjoy-life-after-work","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}