{"product_id":"brain-droppings-1","title":"Brain Droppings","description":"Sometimes, a little brain damage can help.\n\nA book of original humor pieces by beloved comic George Carlin. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny. Also included are two timeless monologues, \"A Place for Your Stuff\" and \"Baseball-Football.\"\n\nReaders will get an inside look into Carlin's mind, and they won't be disappointed by what they find:\nI buy stamps by mail. It works OK until I run out of stamps. What year did Jesus Christ think it was? A tree: first you chop it down, then you chop it up. Have you ever noticed the lawyer is always smiling more than the client? I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. If you ever have chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other? Carlin demolishes everyday values and yet leaves you laughing out loud.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0786863137\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.0786863137.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Carlin, George\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43228224028733,"sku":"BVV.0786863137.A","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/0786863137-0_e79cc904-f32b-4345-bab3-5d269f3462e0.jpg?v=1779571220","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/brain-droppings-1","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}