{"product_id":"david-lettermans-book-of-top-ten-lists","title":"David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists","description":"David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes\n\nby David Letterman and the Late Show with David Letterman Writers\n\nIt's like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts!\n\nTop Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book:\n\n10. Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days.\n\n9. Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word \"ass\" to a lot of the lists.\n\n8. It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a look at the retail price, sucker!\n\n7. We're using the money we make to buy \"little Dutch girl\" outfits for Dave's poodles.\n\n6. The book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners who don't give a damn about you or your family.\n\n5. A drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him appear on pages 68-87.\n\n4. Felt safe making jokes about the Amish on TV; forgot some of them might actually see the book.\n\n3. Dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play along.\n.\n2. There is no remote control. Don't look for one.\n\n1. The book ain't much better than the TV show.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0553102222\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.0553102222.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Letterman, David\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43331406463037,"sku":"BVV.0553102222.A","price":5.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/0553102222-0.jpg?v=1783547743","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/david-lettermans-book-of-top-ten-lists","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}