{"product_id":"dont-get-me-started","title":"Don't Get Me Started","description":"Let's get one thing straight. I'm not. I'm out and proud. When I'm out and it's raining I carry an umbrella. I used to be in but I hate the smell of mothballs. My closet was huge, complete with a foyer, turnstile, a few dead bolts, and a burglar alarm that had to be deactivated before I could even touch the door handle. And then there was the storm door. It wasn't until I had lived and slept with a woman for a year that it occurred to me to ask, \"Do you think we're lesbians?\" By the way, never come out to your father in a moving vehicle.\n\nNow I've written a book. It's not as easy as it looks. One night, I was working late on my computer when a little message came up on the screen, \"You are almost out of memory.\" Here are my thoughts and observations on everything from gay marriage (Mad Vow Disease) to my morbid fear of mascots (with the exception of the San Diego Chicken). That's all I'm going to say because I don't want to spoil it for you. That's a job for Jesse Helms.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0345430166\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.0345430166.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Clinton, Kate\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43338519740477,"sku":"BVV.0345430166.A","price":11.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/dont-get-me-started","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}