{"product_id":"double-snaps","title":"Double Snaps","description":"Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended. Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet.\nYour father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he took a piss.\nYour sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.\nYour mother is so fat, she can do the wave by herself.\nYour mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, \"Free Willy! Free Willy!\"\nYou're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films.\nYou're so White, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth.\nYour mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0688140114\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.0688140114.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Percelay, James|Stephan Dweck|Monteria Ivey\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Book has little sign of wear or use  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43419901591613,"sku":"BVV.0688140114.VG","price":6.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/double-snaps","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}