{"product_id":"i-hate-you-kelly-donahue","title":"I Hate You, Kelly Donahue","description":"As a little kid, a boy would pinch the girl he liked. As a grown-up, Mark Svartz plans her ultimate demise through a number of twisted murder plots that involve lead pipes, escape routes, and David Hasselhoff. Some guys never grow up.\n\nThis book chronicles the eight months, sixteen days, and some-odd hours since Mark first laid eyes on the despicable, wretched wench he's destined to fight to the death. Every note, thought, IM, email, Post-It, and craigslist ad looking for a crime-scene clean-up is meticulously catalogued in Mark's journal.\n\nIs it a diary of a mad man? Or a man madly in love? Who cares? It's seriously messed up. And seriously funny.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1440527547\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.1440527547.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Svartz, Mark\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Spiral_bound\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42876380676157,"sku":"BVV.1440527547.A","price":24.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1440527547-0.jpg?v=1767647386","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/i-hate-you-kelly-donahue","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}