{"product_id":"if-you-lived-here-youd-be-famous-by-now","title":"If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now","description":"Soon to be the Netflix Series \"Calabasas\" ― from Kim Kardashian, Marlene King, and Emma Roberts\n\n\"An unfiltered, thoughtful, and witty insider’s perspective on the suburb that birthed the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring.” ―The Daily Beast\n\nIf You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now is an insider’s collection of funny and warmhearted stories about coming of age in the Los Angeles suburb famed for birthing the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring\n\nFor Via Bleidner, transferring to Calabasas High from the private Catholic school she’s attended since second grade is a culture shock, not to mention absolutely lonely. Suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar world of celebrities, affluenza, and McMansions, Via takes a page from Cameron Crowe and pretends she’s on a journalism assignment, taking notes on her classmates and jotting down bits of overheard gossip.\n\nGetting through high school in Calabasas is something else―from Kim Kardashian endorsing the students’ favorite hidden lunch spot, to the theater program hiring a famous dog to play Elle Woods' Chihuahua in its production of Legally Blonde, and Kanye trying to take control of your school to make it the very first YEEZY institution.\n\nBut instead of floating through high school detached from her peers, Via finds that putting herself out there―for her writing, of course―just might have been exactly what she needed. She unexpectedly finds an eclectic group of friends to call her own, including a multi-multi-millionaire, a wild-card throwback intent on going viral, a former Disney actor, and a doughnut-dealing madman.\n\nWith wit, candor, and sharp observations, twenty-one-year-old Via grounds the surreal glamour of Calabasas with reflections on her own coming-of-age, sharing her teenage misadventures as she struggles to fit in, faces crushing social pressure, and eventually makes her own way.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1250753945\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.1250753945.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Bleidner, Via\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43399153909821,"sku":"BVV.1250753945.G","price":8.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1250753945-0.jpg?v=1785014033","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/if-you-lived-here-youd-be-famous-by-now","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}