{"product_id":"k-is-for-knifeball-an-alphabet","title":"K IS FOR KNIFEBALL: AN ALPHABET","description":"From the authors of the breakout bestseller All my friends are dead. (more than 175,000 copies sold) and in the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh out loud collection of bad advice that turns the children's alphabet book on its head. Adorable illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons in which O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy's wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies). With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it's perfect for the common senseless child in all adults.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1452103313\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: 31UMYP0010AR_ns\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:John, Jory|Monsen, Avery\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43245159448637,"sku":"31UMYP0010AR_ns","price":5.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1452103313-0.jpg?v=1780436847","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/k-is-for-knifeball-an-alphabet","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}