{"product_id":"ken-not-included-a-survival-guide-for-the-plastic-age","title":"Ken Not Included: A Survival Guide for the Plastic Age","description":" KEN NOT INCLUDED\nPart satire. Part self-help. Part social post-mortem.\nKen Not Included is a sharp, genre-bending cocktail of commentary, comedy, and cringe-worthy memoir—written for the modern woman who’s breaking the mold before it breaks her.\n It’s Cosmopolitan if they actually told the truth.\n Carrie Bradshaw with a tinfoil hat.\n A cultural roast wrapped not wrapped in plastic.\nThis book unpacks how women have been manufactured like Barbie dolls—shaped by fairy tales, tampon ads, pop stars, body image standards, and boardroom-approved “empowerment.” Author and podcast host Jennifer Carmody (aka JK ULTRA) pulls no punches as she dissects the programming and dares readers to change the channel.\nInside the Book — A Few Highlights:\n “Commercial Break” \u0026amp; “Skip This Ad in 3…2…”\nHow consumerism rebranded feminism and sold it back to us.\n “Prince Charming Is a Creep” \u0026amp; “Unhappily Ever After”\nDeconstructing romance myths and rewriting the fairytale.\n “The Teen Dream” \u0026amp; “Lolita \u0026amp; The Prince”\nWhen pop culture becomes propaganda—and teen girl pay the price.\n “Sugar, Spice \u0026amp; Market Price” \u0026amp; “Manning Up”\nGender roles, career traps, and the cost of corporate equality.\n\n “Mascara and Machine Guns” \u0026amp; \"Battle of the Sexes\"\nThe gender games we never signed up for.\n “Write Your Own Ever After” \u0026amp; Assembly (of self) Required\"\nThe plot twist where you take the pen.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0F9DBXQZJ\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0F9DBXQZJ.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Carmody, Jennifer|ultra, jk\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43337980870717,"sku":"BVV.B0F9DBXQZJ.G","price":16.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/B0F9DBXQZJ-0.jpg?v=1783902209","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/ken-not-included-a-survival-guide-for-the-plastic-age","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}