{"product_id":"merde-actually","title":"Merde actually","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e_________________\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eWhat\u003c\/b\u003e is the best way to scare a gendarme?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eWhy\u003c\/b\u003e are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And is it \u003cb\u003ereally\u003c\/b\u003e polite to sleep with your boss's mistress?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eIn his second comedy of errors,\u003c\/b\u003e Paul West opens an English tearoom, and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Meanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour éternel, or will it all end in \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003emerde?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eAuthor's apology:\u003c\/b\u003e 'I'd just like to say sorry to all the suppository fans out there, because in this book there are no suppositories. There are, however, lots of courgettes, and I see this as progress. Suppositories to courgettes - I think it proves that I'm developing as a writer.' Stephen Clarke\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Bulk","offers":[{"title":"Used \/ 9780552773089-001","offer_id":43828333346877,"sku":"9780552773089-001","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/22007533482384.jpg?v=1792093953","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/merde-actually","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}