{"product_id":"nice-girls-dont-wear-cha-cha-heels","title":"Nice Girls Dont Wear Cha Cha Heels!","description":"Chapter One: If You Can't Say Anything Nice\n\"You're not a woman. You're a disease!\"\n-Mike Connors, Where Love Has Gone (1964)\n\"I thought you were a woman--but you're nothing but a career.\"\n-Sterling Hayden to Bette Davis, The Star (1952)\n\"You're like some fancy kind of disease. I had it once--now I'm immune.\"\n-John Ireland to Joan Crawford, Queen Bee (1955)\n\"Floozy! Floozy! Floozy!\"\n-Carmen Miranda to Cobina Wright, Week-End in Havana (1941)\n\"Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.\"\n-John Gielgud, Arthur (1981)\n\"Look, if you think you're gonna get back in my panties, forget it. There's one asshole in there already.\"\n-Kathleen Turner, Crimes of Passion (1984)\n\"Anne Schuyler's in the Blue Book. You're not even in the phone book.\"\n-Edmund Breese, Platinum Blonde (1931)\n\"You, you're forty-two. There are many good minutes left for you.\"\n-Milton Berle to Eleanor Parker, The Oscar (1960)\n\"You probably haven't had a good lay in years. Your legs have been together longer than the Lennon Sisters.\"\n-Bette Midler, Stella (1990)\n\"You know something, Hank? You're 90% man and 10% rat!\"\n-Lana Turner, Love Has Many Faces (1965)\n\"The stork that brought you must have been a vulture.\"\n-Ann Sheridan, Torrid Zone (1940)\n\"You have the touch of a love-starved cobra.\"\n-Monty Woolley, The Man Who Came to Dinner (1941)\n\"As long as they've got sidewalks, you've got a job.\"\n-Joan Blondell, Footlight Parade (1933)\n\"You're still a little shop girl from San Francisco. You should've stayed on the other side of the counter.\"\n-Constance Bennett to Lana Turner, Madame X (1966)\n\"There are only two things I dislike about you--your face.\"\n-Elizabeth Taylor to Kim Novak, The Mirror Crack'd (1980)\nChapter Two: Bette\nSister number one (Bette Davis): \"For someone who just buried her husband this morning, you don't seem very upset.\"Sister number two (also Bette Davis): \"Phony mourning makes me sick!\"\n-Bette Davis, Dead Ringer (1964)\n\"I detest cheap sentiment.\"\n-Bette Davis, All About Eve (1\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 155583440X\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.155583440X.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Rutledge, Leigh\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43828560986173,"sku":"BVV.155583440X.G","price":15.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/155583440X-0.jpg?v=1792101751","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/nice-girls-dont-wear-cha-cha-heels","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}