{"product_id":"notes-from-a-totally-lame-vampire-because-the-undead-have-feelings-too","title":"Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too!","description":"Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.\n\nWhen a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 144241183X\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: 31URM800DMFS_ns\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Collins, Tim|Pinder, Andrew\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43044612866109,"sku":"31URM800DMFS_ns","price":5.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/144241183X-0.jpg?v=1773694229","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/notes-from-a-totally-lame-vampire-because-the-undead-have-feelings-too","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}