{"product_id":"on-the-potty","title":"On the Potty","description":"After yet another embarrassing toilet incident at work, Mike Rodgen, a moderately successful engineer, is reluctantly pulled into a chaotic adventure to rescue his lifelong friend, Finster. Fueled by Finster's chronic poor decision-making, this alcoholic, drug-abusing screwup manages to entangle himself in a treacherous web of danger by stealing the latest cocaine hybrid from the notorious drug cartel known as The Seed.\n\nMeanwhile, Eddie Bretz, an unapologetic misogynistic sex-addict, is assigned the task of retrieving the stolen cocaine, a unique blend with intriguing erotic attributes. However, Eddie's pursuit ends in failure, unleashing the wrath of The Seed's ruthless leader, Mantis. Desperate to save himself, Eddie switches sides, aligning with Mike, Finster, and an eccentric gasoline-huffing clown named Bozo.\n\nLittle do they know that their impulsive alliance may not be the wisest choice, as Mantis, seeking revenge, has a chilling sex-themed torture room that features biting his victims' buttocks—the twisted origin for the sociopath's nickname.\n\nIn the irreverent, ingenious, and uproariously entertaining novel, \"On the Potty,\" Mark Royer captures the absurdity of our times with precision. Get ready to embark on a wild ride filled with humor, danger, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of hilarity, as Mike, Finster, Eddie, and Bozo navigate a world where everything is possible and where the boundaries of reason are stretched to their absolute limits.\n\nOrder your copy today and let the insanity begin!\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0C9RYVXRH\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0C9RYVXRH.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Royer, Mark\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43337961111613,"sku":"BVV.B0C9RYVXRH.G","price":20.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/B0C9RYVXRH-0.jpg?v=1783901334","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/on-the-potty","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}