{"product_id":"please-excuse-me-for-not-being-shakespeare","title":"Please Excuse Me For Not Being Shakespeare","description":"This book doesn’t whisper. It moans, it laughs, it begs, it screams.\nPlease Excuse Me for Not Being Shakespeare is an unapologetically raw, honest, and wildly seductive collection of erotic poetry. Nate Haliv doesn’t hide behind metaphors. He tells it exactly how it is: the good, the wild, the dirty, and the deeply emotional.\nFrom one-night stands that feel like fire to lust that borders on obsession, from heartbreaks masked as hookups to moments that feel like love (but maybe aren’t), this book pulls you into a world where passion rules, bodies speak, and shame doesn’t exist.\nThese poems are bold. Some are romantic, some are filthy, and some will make you laugh out loud and shake your head at the same time. But every single one feels real—because it is. This is not some polished fantasy. It’s raw lust. It’s messy truth. It’s poetry with a pulse.\nPerfect for readers who aren’t afraid of explicit content, who crave honesty, heat, and raw passion. If you’ve ever had a lover you couldn’t forget, or wanted one you never had, this book is for you.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0DPTXV4WC\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0DPTXV4WC.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Haliv, Nate\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Book has little sign of wear or use  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43335422902333,"sku":"BVV.B0DPTXV4WC.VG","price":74.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/please-excuse-me-for-not-being-shakespeare","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}