{"product_id":"robot-smash","title":"Robot Smash!","description":"Here's a book about a robot who likes to ... SMASH! He'll smash the usual things, like flowers and soda cans, but that's just the beginning. This smash-happy guy crushes everything from pirates, ninjas and zombies to Brussels sprouts and all-talk radio. Whatever it is, he'll gleefully SMASH it to smithereens.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e One day, he finally meets something he doesn't feel like smashing: a stylish, super-smashing girl-robot four times his size with sledgehammer hands as big as garbage trucks. Instantly, he's smitten. But while he's deep in daydreams about their robot romance -- SMASH! The oblivious girl robot crushes \u003ci\u003ehim\u003c\/i\u003eflat. It might just be the beginning of a perfect relationship.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Minimal text and retro-style 8-bit illustrations lend this story the characteristic feel of an old video game, with each smashed object yielding a bright burst of pixels. Joyful destruction takes center stage in this fun, unique play on what it means to suffer your first crush.","brand":"Blue Vase Bulk","offers":[{"title":"Used \/ 9781771470674-001","offer_id":43739167359037,"sku":"9781771470674-001","price":2.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/19750523482818.jpg?v=1790713227","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/robot-smash","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}