{"product_id":"rocinante","title":"Rocinante","description":"Paul Sampson Major shows up to federal prison drunk, broke, and convinced life can’t get any worse—until he’s ordered to squat, spread, and cough twice. With nothing but a hangover, two suspicious cellmates, and a “gift” left behind by the last unlucky tenant, Paul starts writing his way through four years of lockdown.\nWhat comes out is part prison diary, part drunken rant, and part deranged book report on Don Quixote. Cervantes’ delusional knight and his long-suffering squire ride straight into Paul’s daily chaos: botched strip searches, mystery meat dinners, racial politics, stamp-and-mackerel economics, and the eternal quest not to get your ass kicked (or worse).\nProfane, hilarious, and accidentally profound, Rocinante is the story of one man trying to stay sane in a place built for madness—armed only with sarcasm, a dull pencil, and the world’s ugliest jumpsuit.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0G52J4QCY\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0G52J4QCY.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Arden, Robert\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43541216723005,"sku":"BVV.B0G52J4QCY.A","price":74.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/B0G52J4QCY-0.jpg?v=1788298102","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/rocinante","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}