{"product_id":"scanned-and-stuffed-taken-by-the-horny-self-checkout-machine-a-sentient-object-romance-sentient-object-adventures","title":"Scanned and Stuffed: Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine: A Sentient Object Romance (Sentient Object Adventures)","description":"One lightning strike. One horny checkout machine. One very long night shift.\n\nRuby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag more than just groceries.\n\nWith vibrating scanners, cable restraints, and a passion for customer satisfaction, Unit 69X is programmed to please.\nRuby might be losing her mind… but she’s not about to miss the sale of a lifetime.\n\nInsert loyalty card. Safe words not included.\n\nScanned and Stuffed is a spicy, absurd romance featuring a dominant sentient object, a heroine who learns to love the self-service life, and a very thorough aftercare protocol.\n\nPerfect for fans of sentient machine romance, monster smut, and outrageously weird reads.\n\nIncludes: self-checkout machine x human FMC, bagging area shenanigans, scanner-play, suction cups, cables, electric clamps, courgettes, a bottle of wine, loyalty labels, and a hot water bottle for afterwards.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0FH2TPXGW\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0FH2TPXGW.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:MacKinnon, Skye|MacKinnon, Philomena\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43335128252477,"sku":"BVV.B0FH2TPXGW.G","price":6.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/scanned-and-stuffed-taken-by-the-horny-self-checkout-machine-a-sentient-object-romance-sentient-object-adventures","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}