{"product_id":"sinbads-guide-to-life-because-i-know-everything-1","title":"Sinbad's Guide to Life: Because I Know Everything","description":"My friend Oprah Winfrey, on her TV show, has called me \"the funniest man on the planet.\" That was kind of embarrassing--but if Oprah wants to think I'm funny, who am I to argue?\n\nMy mother says I'm brilliant. Well, I am her son, so she might not be objective--but since she knows me better than anyone, it must be true.\n\nDon't ask me. All I can say for sure is that I'm a 6'5\" black comedian with red hair and a high butt who has walked a mile in every man's shoes. What I mean is, I've lived large and fallen hard--lost every job I've ever had, messed up everybody I've ever dated, been kicked out of every institution I've ever been in, including marriage--and I've survived. That's how I know everything. Why, you could steal five or six books and not find as much help as I will give you.\n\nDon't act like you don't need my help.\n\nI know your life is jacked up--hanging around the bookstore, all by yourself. It's sad. You're probably one of those lookey-loos too, browsing the book for free, should I buy it, should I not? Hasn't indecision ruled your life long enough? Take a stand and buy it.\n\nBut do me a favor: Until I've had the chance to get your life in order, please pay cash. I'd hate to have to call the repo man on you.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 0553103733\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.0553103733.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Sinbad\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42691696689213,"sku":"BVV.0553103733.G","price":6.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/0553103733-0.jpg?v=1762377397","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/sinbads-guide-to-life-because-i-know-everything-1","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}