{"product_id":"still-aint-no-saint-nick","title":"Still Ain't No Saint Nick","description":"“How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?” – John McClane, Die Hard 2\n\nA holiday heartwarmer dipped in adrenaline and dusted with supernatural sparks, this is what happens when Die Hard crashes a Hallmark Christmas—and Santa’s packing more than toys.\n\nWhen CPO Chris “Nick” Nichols retires to a quiet mountain town in Montana, all he wants is the peace and solitude he earned after a lifetime of service. Instead, his dream home comes with one unexpected clause: he must take up the mantle of the previous owner and serve as the town’s beloved Santa every Christmas.\n\nNick begrudgingly agrees—but his tranquil retirement unravels fast.\n\nHe never planned on falling for the local girl.\nHe sure as hell didn’t want to become Santa Claus.\nHe had zero interest in being a role model for an orphaned teen.\nAnd he definitely didn’t want to square off against the Mountain Mafia.\n\nBut Fate is a fickle bitch, and Nick soon finds himself neck-deep in a blood feud that hits far too close to home.\n\nHo-Ho-Holy hell… a holiday heart warmer dipped in adrenaline and dusted with supernatural sparks, this is what happens when Die Hard crashes a Hallmark Christmas-and Santa's packing more than toys.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0GF7LJKC6\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0GF7LJKC6.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Stallcup, Heath\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43335766376509,"sku":"BVV.B0GF7LJKC6.G","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/still-aint-no-saint-nick","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}