{"product_id":"the-2-548-wittiest-things-anybody-ever-said","title":"The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said","description":"A fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular quote collection The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said.\n\nRobert Byrne’s quote books are widely praised as authoritative and accessible sources of sayings for any and all occasions. Byrne’s own wit, diligent research, and creativity combine to form a fresh go-to reference that serves readers better than Google—no Wi-Fi required. The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said is an all-new collection of clever quips and laugh-out-loud punch lines from Gracie Allen to Frank Zappa, on such topics as sex, divorce, religion, fashion, animals, and money:\n\nSTEVE MARTIN: “I’d do anything for a good body except exercise and eat right.”\nJON STEWART: “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”\nNORA EPHRON: “Successful parents have adult children who can pay for their own psychoanalysis.”\n\nThis compilation, to be enjoyed by generations young and old, deserves a place of honor on every language lover’s bookshelf.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1451648901\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.1451648901.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Byrne, Robert\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43098946207805,"sku":"BVV.1451648901.A","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1451648901-0.jpg?v=1775855152","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/the-2-548-wittiest-things-anybody-ever-said","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}