{"product_id":"the-austere-academy-series-of-unfortunate-events","title":"The Austere Academy (Series of Unfortunate Events)","description":"LISTENING TO THIS TAPE WILL ONLY MAKE YOU WEEP...Dear Listener,\n\nIf you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.\n\nDon't.\n\nFor the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals. S.O.R.E., and the metric system.\n\nIt is my solemn duty to stay up all night reading my history of these three hapless youngsters into a microphone, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably listen to something else.\n\nWith all due respect,\n\nLEMONY SNICKET\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1405266112\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: 31UIGP004JFW_ns\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Lemony Snicket\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42828396986429,"sku":"31UIGP004JFW_ns","price":5.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1405266112-0.jpg?v=1766266041","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/the-austere-academy-series-of-unfortunate-events","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}