{"product_id":"the-book-of-genesis-illustrated-the-funniest-bible-stories-never-told","title":"The Book of Genesis Illustrated: The Funniest Bible Stories Never Told","description":"Ever wondered what happens when the Divine encounters a cosmic coffee spill?\n\nForget everything you thought you knew about the Bible. This isn’t your Sunday School’s retelling. \"The Book of Genesis Illustrated\" is an affectionate, irreverent, and uproariously funny homage to the timeless narratives that have shaped human history.\n\nThrough a lens of slapstick humor and over-the-top antics, author C. Newton and illustrator \"R. Crumab\" reimagine ancient tales as vibrant, comedic misadventures. From celestial office dynamics to interspecies dance floors, each chapter offers a fresh perspective that celebrates the joy and absurdity of life, both earthly and divine.\nInside this hilarious reimagining, you’ll discover:\n\nThe Big Bang (Caffeine Edition): How a divine coffee spill at the celestial desk accidentally birthed the universe—and mosquitoes.\n\nThe First Garden Rave: Join Adam and Eve as they trade the \"forbidden fruit\" for a DJ booth made of fig leaves and a snake conga line.\n\nBrotherly Shove: Witness the world’s first prank war between Cain and Abel, featuring a Rube Goldberg machine of death.\n\nNoah’s Wet and Wild Adventure: The Ark like you've never seen it—the world’s largest waterpark, complete with hippo synchronized swimming and elephant water cannons.\n\nAnd much more! From the Babel \"Great Miscommunication\" office collapse to Samson’s legendary 12-step hair care routine.\nWhy you’ll love this book:\n\nIrreverently Affectionate: A humor-filled tribute that respects the enduring power of these stories while mining them for every overlooked laugh.\n\nVibrant Illustrations: Featuring a wild and expressive art style that brings the absurdity of the cosmos to life.\n\nUniversal Laughter: Whether you’re a biblical scholar or just love a good \"divine prank,\" this book is for anyone who knows that laughter is a universal language.\n\nPrepare to see familiar characters in a whole new light. Leave your expectations at the door, embrace the ridiculous, and let the laughter begin!\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0GY54TPHC\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0GY54TPHC.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Newton, Chris\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43868599615549,"sku":"BVV.B0GY54TPHC.A","price":12.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/B0GY54TPHC-0.jpg?v=1792621605","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/the-book-of-genesis-illustrated-the-funniest-bible-stories-never-told","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}