{"product_id":"the-great-big-book-of-burritos-coloring-book","title":"The Great Big Book of Burritos: Coloring Book","description":"This coloring book is for all ages, and is the perfect gift for anyone who loves a good, or bad, burrito (\"no offense, lunch lady\"), and who don't mind a good laugh. Believe it or not, this book has a purpose. And not just one, but TWO purposes!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• First, WE GOTTA keep the burritos coming - after all, NO BURRITOS spells trouble for us all (eg. an empty lunchbox, no more #4's with sour cream, extremely extreme anxiety, not to mention the poor lunch lady's going home early THAT day).\u003cbr\u003e• The second purpose is even bigger than the first - Simply put, BURRITOS ARE TERRIFIC!Whether they're in a lunchbox, on your stomach while watching your show, in a stocking (please tell me it was hung with care), or even if the burrito busted through the side, or is leaking out the bottom.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnbelievably, aside from the actual purposes, this incredible coloring book has many more things going for it: ✓ Makes a great gag gift (stocking stuffer, office, Easter basket, birthday gift, Mother's Day, Father's Day) ✓ Promotes laughing (laughing is critical, and has often been known as \"the best medicine\") ✓ Brighten someone's day (wouldn't it be so incredible if you were the reason someone had a GREAT DAY!) ✓ Put a smile on someone's face ( Can you imagine the smile on their face...!)\u003cbr\u003eThis is a SUPER CHEAP way to make a SUPER POSITIVE, SUPER BIG IMPACT on someone special (or any other shmuck!) who loves to laugh, color, and have a good time. The longer you wait, the longer until they can thank you for it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUY THE BOOK RIGHT NOW, before you forget. YOU'LL KICK YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T!!!","brand":"Blue Vase Bulk","offers":[{"title":"Used \/ 9798782360054-001","offer_id":43741769662525,"sku":"9798782360054-001","price":3.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/13014293488875.jpg?v=1790770394","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/the-great-big-book-of-burritos-coloring-book","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}