{"product_id":"the-great-ooflan-from-corplop","title":"The Great Ooflan From Corplop","description":"A humorous tale of love, friendship, and overcoming life's greatest obstacles!\n\nCharlando is sent to Earth as a baby to escape the clutches of a secret society of cannibalistic Ooflan on his home planet of Corplop. During his long years of isolation with nothing but his spaceship to talk to, he develops a fascination with love and romance. His belief that his soulmate awaits him on Earth is all that keeps him going.\n\nHe arrives on a war-torn Earth to find Janet, a newly homeless alcoholic, blacked out on a park bench. Believing this to be his long-awaited soulmate, he pledges his undying devotion to her.\n\nJanet, too drunk to understand the profound opportunity with which she has been presented, asks Charlando to get her a sandwich.\n\nThe pair depart from one another and embark on their own perilous adventures: Charlando on a mission to reunite with his beloved Janet, and Janet on a quest for inner peace in a world that is crumbling around her.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0C1J3D9H4\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0C1J3D9H4.A\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Acceptable\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Weisman, Charlie D\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing  age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43334575194173,"sku":"BVV.B0C1J3D9H4.A","price":12.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/B0C1J3D9H4-0.jpg?v=1783696232","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/the-great-ooflan-from-corplop","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}