{"product_id":"the-snark-handbook-christmas-edition-sarcasm-bitterness-and-the-holiday-season-snark-series","title":"The Snark Handbook: Christmas Edition: Sarcasm, Bitterness, and the Holiday Season (Snark Series)","description":"Bah! Humbug! It’s that time of year again….Time to spend too much, drink too much, eat too much, smile falsely, dig down deep to try and find “good cheer,” battle crowds, try to find parking in over-crowded lots, ignore surly clerks, bartenders, waiters, valets, and parking lot attendants, all in the pursuit of that moment of happiness known throughout the world as…dun, dun, dun: the Holidays. Has there ever been a time more suited to tapping into snark? With commentary, jokes, and quotes regarding Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Year’s; on bad presents, worse in-laws, horrible children, and much more glorious excess. Enjoy such rotten sugar plums as:\n\n• “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”—Victor Borge\n• “If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it...No awkward explanations of virgin birth...No Irving Berlin songs.”—Among the Top Ten Reasons to Love Hanukkah\n• “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”—Phyllis Diller\n\nThe Snark Handbook: Christmas Edition is destined to be a holiday classic.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1510775358\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.1510775358.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Dorfman, Lawrence\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43334589055037,"sku":"BVV.1510775358.G","price":6.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1510775358-0.jpg?v=1783696724","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/the-snark-handbook-christmas-edition-sarcasm-bitterness-and-the-holiday-season-snark-series","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}