{"product_id":"theres-no-1-in-office-4293-meaningless-phrases-to-keep-your-coworkers-smiling-while-avoiding-actual-conversation","title":"There's No 1 in Office: 4293 Meaningless Phrases to Keep Your Coworkers Smiling While Avoiding Actual Conversation","description":"?This is the Michael Jordan of books.” ?Adam Carolla\n\n?Completely and totally unwittingly, Paul Koehorst and Jacob Lentz have written perhaps the most important new business book since Who Moved My Cheese?” ?Jim Cramer, Mad Money with Jim Cramer\n\nLike ’em, hate ’em or simply too busy to deal with ’em, you’re going to end up face to face with ’em in the elevator, at the water cooler and around every cubicle: friendly, talkative coworkers. Ignore them and they’ll think you’re conceited and make your job miserable. Talk to them and you’ll waste valuable time or even worse?end up in a burdensome friendship.\n\nThe ultimate business book parody, There’s No I in Office provides a solution to this conundrum of office politics so brilliant that it’s just stupid enough to actually work. Packed with meaningless things to say in any work situation, these 4293 clever little phrases will amuse your coworkers without starting a real conversation. It’s your ticket to becoming a beloved stranger to everyone in the office.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1569757011\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.1569757011.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Lentz, Jacob|Koehorst, Paul\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43323076444221,"sku":"BVV.1569757011.G","price":7.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/theres-no-1-in-office-4293-meaningless-phrases-to-keep-your-coworkers-smiling-while-avoiding-actual-conversation","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}