{"product_id":"tidings-the-absolutely-true-story-of-christmas-as-far-as-i-know","title":"Tidings: The Absolutely True Story of Christmas (As Far As I Know)","description":"(contains profanity)\nJoseph has been captured by soldiers. A pregnant Mary is being hunted by the king. She needs to escape Nazareth but doesn’t know how. Three hard-drinking strangers claim they can help, but she isn’t sure she can trust them. Oh, and let’s not forget that the baby-daddy is God, The God, The Great ‘I Am’. She’s had better days.\n\nHerod The Great has been king of Judaea for thirty years. He is losing his sanity to a disease. He learns shepherds are being visited by angels, bringing tidings of comfort and joy. What the hell are tidings? Herod has no intention of being displaced by some newborn King of the Jews. He sends his soldiers after whoever started these rumors… and after pregnant women, just in case.\n\nMary is on the run with the Wise Men, a group of arrogant, dipsomaniac consultants. She isn’t sure her captured husband is even alive. A shepherd boy is leading the team to Bethlehem. Gabriel, the Herald of God, won’t speak. Herod has given the kill order. And God says He is going to let it all play out…\n\nThe most rewarding path is never the easy one.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1737701111\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.1737701111.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:OToole, DJ\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Book has little sign of wear or use  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43331840213053,"sku":"BVV.1737701111.VG","price":11.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1737701111-0.jpg?v=1783565414","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/tidings-the-absolutely-true-story-of-christmas-as-far-as-i-know","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}