{"product_id":"when-did-i-stop-being-twenty-and-other-injustices-judith-viorsts-decades","title":"When Did I Stop Being Twenty: And Other Injustices (Judith Viorst's Decades)","description":"Judith Viorst is known and loved by readers of all ages, for children’s books such as Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day; nonfiction titles, including the bestseller Necessary Losses; and her collections of humorous poetry, which make perfect gifts for birthdays, Mother’s Day, graduation, Christmas, Chanukah, or at any time of year.\n\nWhen Did I Stop Being Twenty and Other Injustices brings together the best of Judith Viorst's witty, insightful poetry, including many favorites from out-of-print collections. Whether she's finding herself or finding a sitter, or contemplating her sex life as she rubs the hormone night cream on her face, Viorst explores the true and funny ironies all women encounter growing up in the modern world.\n\nHere is a young single girl from Irvington, NJ, leaving her parents' home for life in the big city (\"No I do not believe in free love\/And yes I will be home for Sunday dinners,\" she promises). Here is the aspiring bohemian with an expensive liberal arts education, getting coffee and taking dictation, \"Hoping that someday someone will be impressed\/With all I know.\" Here is that married woman, coping with motherhood (\"The tricycles are cluttering my foyer\/The Pop Tart crumbs are sprinkled on my soul\") and fantasy affairs (\"I could imagine cryptic conversations, clandestine martinis...and me explaining that long kisses clog my sinuses\") and all-too-real family reunions (\"Four aunts in pain taking pills\/One cousin in analysis taking notes\"). And here she is at mid-life, wondering whether a woman who used to wear a \"Ban the Bomb\" button can find happiness being a person with a set of fondue forks, a fish poacher, and a wok.\n\nEvery step of the way, Viorst transforms the familiar events of daily life into poems that make you laugh with recognition. When Did I Stop Being Twenty and Other Injustices demonstrates once and for all that no one understands American women coming of age like Judith Viorst.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: 1451631723\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.1451631723.G\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Viorst, Judith|Alcorn, John\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact  including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43231637667901,"sku":"BVV.1451631723.G","price":24.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/1451631723-0.jpg?v=1779744031","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/when-did-i-stop-being-twenty-and-other-injustices-judith-viorsts-decades","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}