{"product_id":"zen-as-f-ck-a-coloring-book-for-parents-seeking-inner-peace-who-also-swear-a-lot","title":"Zen as F*ck: A coloring book for parents seeking inner peace (who also swear a lot)","description":"Parenting is a wild ride—equal parts chaos, exhaustion, and questionable dinner choices. When deep breaths aren’t cutting it, grab some colored pencils and let this book be your escape. Zen As F*ck is a hilariously relatable coloring book filled with intricate designs and snarky affirmations to help you survive another day.\nInside, you’ll find: Beautifully detailed designs with just the right amount of snark Cathartic phrases like “I'm Not Going to Lose My Shit Today” and “Patience is a Virtue I Do Not Possess” A guilt-free way to “meditate” (aka hide from your kids for five minutes)\nPerfect for stressed-out parents, burnt-out caregivers, or anyone who just needs a moment of peace—with a side of sarcasm. Color your way to calm… or at least to a slightly more tolerable level of chaos.\u003cbr\u003eASIN: B0F3ZFV828\u003cbr\u003eVSKU: BVV.B0F3ZFV828.VG\u003cbr\u003eCondition: Very Good\u003cbr\u003eAuthor\/Artist:Ell, Franny|Ell, Jonathan\u003cbr\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/b\u003e: Book has little sign of wear or use  \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Blue Vase Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42695974355005,"sku":"BVV.B0F3ZFV828.VG","price":74.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4225\/9261\/files\/B0F3ZFV828-0.jpg?v=1762548863","url":"https:\/\/www.bluevasebooks.com\/products\/zen-as-f-ck-a-coloring-book-for-parents-seeking-inner-peace-who-also-swear-a-lot","provider":"Blue Vase Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}