GHOSTS, TEXTS, AND EXES

If you’ve ever stared at your phone, waiting for a “totally into you” match to text back (only for them to vanish into the ether), then Ghosts, Texts, and Exes is your new best friend—and possibly your only date for the evening. This book does what every jaded swiper secretly wants: it spills the tea on the outrageous world of online dating, all with a healthy dose of self-awareness and a few well-placed curse words. Think of it as a survival guide for anyone who’s ever cringed at a “sup?” opener or considered taking up professional ghost-hunting just to track down that vanishing Bumble match. The author manages to capture every nauseating, infuriating, and occasionally hilarious moment that comes with navigating dating apps, from the dreaded group-photo profile (who are you?!) to the overconfident text-gamer devouring Doritos while promising you’ll “never walk again.” Yet, beneath all the sarcasm and well-timed one-liners, there’s a surprisingly uplifting core message: yes, online dating can be a dumpster fire—but sometimes, out of that fire comes a real connection. And even if you don’t find your perfect match, you’ll discover something equally valuable: your own boundaries, your own confidence, and the reality that life is more than just dating. Family, friends, hobbies, and your passion for work can be just as fulfilling.In short, Ghosts, Texts, and Exes delivers the comedic catharsis you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re a seasoned swiper or new to the madness, grab a glass of wine (or a stiff drink) and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little. Because if there’s one thing this book proves, it’s that while online dating is a circus, at least you can enjoy the show.
ASIN: B0DVF3174N
VSKU: BVV.B0DVF3174N.G
Condition: Good
Author/Artist:JACKSON, ROCCI
Binding: Paperback
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Condition Notes: The item shows wear from consistent use, but it remains in good condition and works perfectly. All pages and cover are intact including the dust cover, if applicable . Spine may show signs of wear. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.