Description
Ever wondered what happens when the Divine encounters a cosmic coffee spill?
Forget everything you thought you knew about the Bible. This isn’t your Sunday School’s retelling. "The Book of Genesis Illustrated" is an affectionate, irreverent, and uproariously funny homage to the timeless narratives that have shaped human history.
Through a lens of slapstick humor and over-the-top antics, author C. Newton and illustrator "R. Crumab" reimagine ancient tales as vibrant, comedic misadventures. From celestial office dynamics to interspecies dance floors, each chapter offers a fresh perspective that celebrates the joy and absurdity of life, both earthly and divine.
Inside this hilarious reimagining, you’ll discover:
The Big Bang (Caffeine Edition): How a divine coffee spill at the celestial desk accidentally birthed the universe—and mosquitoes.
The First Garden Rave: Join Adam and Eve as they trade the "forbidden fruit" for a DJ booth made of fig leaves and a snake conga line.
Brotherly Shove: Witness the world’s first prank war between Cain and Abel, featuring a Rube Goldberg machine of death.
Noah’s Wet and Wild Adventure: The Ark like you've never seen it—the world’s largest waterpark, complete with hippo synchronized swimming and elephant water cannons.
And much more! From the Babel "Great Miscommunication" office collapse to Samson’s legendary 12-step hair care routine.
Why you’ll love this book:
Irreverently Affectionate: A humor-filled tribute that respects the enduring power of these stories while mining them for every overlooked laugh.
Vibrant Illustrations: Featuring a wild and expressive art style that brings the absurdity of the cosmos to life.
Universal Laughter: Whether you’re a biblical scholar or just love a good "divine prank," this book is for anyone who knows that laughter is a universal language.
Prepare to see familiar characters in a whole new light. Leave your expectations at the door, embrace the ridiculous, and let the laughter begin!
ASIN: B0GY54TPHC
VSKU: BVV.B0GY54TPHC.A
Condition: Acceptable
Author/Artist:Newton, Chris
Binding: Paperback
Note: Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.
Condition Notes: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.
ASIN: B0GY54TPHC
VSKU: BVV.B0GY54TPHC.A
Condition: Acceptable
Author/Artist:Newton, Chris
Binding: Paperback
Note: Any images shown are stock photographs and product may differ from what is shown.
Condition Notes: The item is very worn but is perfectly usable. Signs of wear can include aesthetic issues such as scratches, dents, worn and creased covers, folded page corners and minor liquid stains. All pages and the cover are intact, but the dust cover may be missing. Pages may include moderate to heavy amount of notes and highlighting, but the text is not obscured or unreadable. Page edges may have foxing age related spots and browning . May NOT include discs, access code or other supplemental materials.