I'm not aging, I just have too much Crap to remember: Funny Gift Notebook & Journal, Gift For Women, Men, Seniors, Co-workers, Friends and Family, 130 ... The Best gift idea. (Who let the Crap out !) - 1562

The Ultimate Gag Gift for Seniors, Parents, Coworkers, and Forgetful Friends! WARNING: NEW UPDATED VERSION OF THE BOOK - NOW PACKED WITH EVEN MORE HILARIOUS QUOTES, CRAP-TRACKING PAGES & MEMORY-SAVING MAGIC! "Where the hell did I put that? What was I saying? Wait… why am I here?" If this sounds like you (or someone you know), then congratulations, you’ve found the perfect book. Introducing "I'm Not Aging, I Just Have Too Much Crap to Remember", the funny aging journal that’s part notebook, part survival guide, and all sarcasm. Whether you’re tired of forgetting important crap like passwords, birthdays, or why you walked into the kitchen, this unconventional and hilarious guided journal will help you keep track of life’s most crucial (and not-so-crucial) moments. About This Journal: Legendary Aging Quotes – Every uneven page features a laugh-out-loud, painfully relatable quotes about memory loss, senior moments, and life’s constant surprises. "Where the Hell Did I Put That?" Tracker – A lifesaving log for keys, glasses, phones, and dignity. "Conversations I Had But Forgot About" Log – Avoid embarrassing repeats and fake your way through forgotten chats with ease. "The Crap I Was Supposed to Do… But Didn’t" Checklist – A dedicated procrastination journal so you can at least remember what you ignored. "Excuses That Might Actually Work" Page – Genius and funny one-liners to get you out of awkward moments. "What Year Is It?" Pop Culture Tracker – Because trends move faster than your memory, this section lets you document what’s trending now so you can cringe later. "Final Crap Goodbye Message" – A legendary closing page that rewards you for actually making it to the end of the book without forgetting it existed. Witty Word Play – Packed with laugh-out-loud quotes and clever twists on classic sayings, like "Where there's a will, there's a way to forget your Crap." Birthday Date Log – Never forget another crappy birthday! A special section to jot down those "important" dates (so you don’t get yelled at later). Crappy Login & Passwords Page – Keep all your logins and access codes in one place, ensuring you never lose your crap again (or worse, get locked out of Netflix). 6 x 9 inches – the perfect portable size to carry anywhere. 93 pages of wide-ruled lined paper for notes, lists, journaling, or doodling. Soft matte cover with a sleek, high-quality design. Multipurpose Use – Great for taking notes, making to-do lists, or recording all the crap you keep forgetting! The Perfect Gift Idea for Any Occasion! This humor journal for older adults makes an excellent: Gag Gift for birthdays, retirement, or any milestone event Family Funny Gift for moms, dads, grandparents, or forgetful friends Birthday Gift for Seniors who need a lighthearted laugh Christmas, Father’s Day & Mother’s Day Gift Idea for aging adults who appreciate a good joke Hilarious Stocking Stuffer or White Elephant Present for coworkers, bosses, or anyone with a "senior moment" Turn your daily grind into a daily chuckle with the "I'm Not Aging, I Just Have Too Much Crap to Remember" Journal. Stop losing track of everything (including your sanity). Stay organized, stay entertained, and finally keep all your crap in one place, where you can actually find it. Grab your copy now! --> Click 'ADD TO CART' now and give the gift of laughter (and better memory) today!
ASIN: B0D8GDGHZY
VSKU: BVV.B0D8GDGHZY.G
Condition: Good
Author/Artist:Forgetson, John
Binding: Paperback